"One minute you're watching wheel of fortune -- next thing, game over."
-- Ray O'Riley ($35K O.B.O.)
"Carjackers don't use knives."
"Never?"
"They used to say, 'Never on Sunday.' Then Pearl Harbor happened. I never say, 'Never.'"
-- Gil Grissom and Jim Brass ($35K O.B.O.)
"We got three minutes to process this crime scene! After that, we lose it all to the gutters!"
-- Gil Grissom about rain at a crime scene ($35K O.B.O.)
"We're losing everything!"
"Yeah ... our killer got lucky tonight."
-- Sara Sidle and Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"I like the hair."
"Thanks."
-- Ray O'Riley and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"What are you doing here?"
"I was assigned. This is my case."
"Case? The building collapsed. There's nothing criminal here."
"Right. That's why you were assigned -- a homicide detective."
-- Ray O'Riley and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"And you're not calling this a crime scene?"
"Catherine, it's a building."
"O'Riley ... it's a suspect."
-- Ray O'Riley and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Hey, Greg."
"Shh. I might be looking at the mother of my children here."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders ($35K O.B.O.)
"No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just ... bamm. Shoulder-length blonde hair ... intelligent ... and she smells so good."
"Cute toes?"
"Oh ... ideal."
"Mmm."
"And none are longer than the big toe."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes ($35K O.B.O.)
"But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside."
"Oh, what's in her heart?"
"No ... her DNA ... and let me tell you -- this girl has got some fine epithelials."
-- Greg Sanders and Nick Stokes ($35K O.B.O.)
"Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it."
"No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic."
-- Nick Stokes and Greg Sanders ($35K O.B.O.)
"Nine lives."
-- Greg Sanders, about a hair ($35K O.B.O.)
"Hi. District Engineer?"
"Over there."
"Ah. Follow the tie."
-- Catherine Willows and fireman ($35K O.B.O.)
"Are you hiding something, or am I not worth your time?"
-- Catherine Willows to Paul Newsome ($35K O.B.O.)
"You know between you and me, as long as I've been on the job I still don't like touching dead bodies."
"Well, that's why you got the badge and I got the syringe."
-- Jim Brass and Warrick Brown ($35K O.B.O.)
"Well, I haven't felt that in a while."
"What's that?"
"The element of surprise."
-- Gil Grissom and Jim Brass ($35K O.B.O.)
"Yeah, I know. You know, I ... I can't believe you messed up the crime scene."
"The body fell out when I opened the door. It happens. We move on."
"Mmm. Going to bother you all day."
-- Jim Brass and Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"Maybe she's like 28% of Americans -- she doesn't buckle up."
"I think it's 29%, actually."
-- Jim Brass and Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"Hope you're not allergic there, boss."
"What?"
"Cat hair."
-- Nick Stokes and Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"Look, I-I've got guys that are trained to do this. Why don't you let me call them? You're going to go in there, you're going to get that snappy little jumpsuit dirty, and ..."
-- Paul Newsome to Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"You're not married, are you?"
"Divorced."
-- Paul Newsome and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Catherine? You sure you want to do this?"
"Why is everybody asking me if I want to do my job?"
"Because we care."
-- Ray O'Riley and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Acid in the lemon juice should react to carbon steel, but not stainless steel."
"How's a cop know all this?"
"He's the cop. I'm the scientist."
"I got a cop question. What are we looking for here?"
-- Sara Sidle, Alan Rich and Jim Brass ($35K O.B.O.)
"An anobiid powder-post beetle. Very nice specimen."
"He likes you, too. Now, tell me about him."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Forget the beetle; this damage was intentional. You're looking for a homosapien."
"I know. Gives new meaning to 'home wrecker.'"
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Catherine, there's a reason I assigned you this case. You're good with people, both the dead and the living."
"Translation: We're opening a political can of worms."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Can I keep it?"
"Sorry. It's evidence."
"Don't forget to feed him."
"I know-- wood."
-- Gil Grissom and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"It's a scientist's right to re-examine his theory with each new piece of evidence, Nick."
-- Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"Warrick, please, on the floor. On your back."
"Man, why are you always trying to put me down?"
-- Nick Stokes and Warrick Brown ($35K O.B.O.)
"How did you get in here?"
"Well, I flashed my city I.D. And, uh, my smile."
-- Catherine Willows and Paul Newsome ($35K O.B.O.)
"The redhead we've been looking for."
-- Nick Stokes about a cat ($35K O.B.O.)
"Why'd he end up dead?"
"Bad karma."
-- Nick Stokes and Jim Brass ($35K O.B.O.)
"What are you doing?"
"Proving that you're not responsible for what happened to that building."
"I'm growing on you. Aren't I?"
-- Paul Newsome and Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
"Are you saying Beethoven brought down the building?"
-- Paul Newsome to Catherine Willows ($35K O.B.O.)
Anything you want to say to me?"
"As a matter of fact, yes. Could've saved yourself a lot of trouble by not making me a suspect in the first place."
"You're welcome."
-- Catherine Willows and Paul Newsome ($35K O.B.O.)
"The Shepherds, to the world they looked like the perfect couple."
"You know what they say about looks."
"They can be deceiving?"
"They can kill."
-- Jim Brass and Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
"We can't speak from the evidence, Nick, and everybody else is dead."
-- Gil Grissom ($35K O.B.O.)
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